Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Home Sweet Home Sweet Home...

A Complete circle



Forgive me for the unnecessary suspense but I've had to do with very little online time since I got back!!

But yeah...

I got back! Completing a full circle and therefore securing an A+ for operation Road Runner!! I'll skip the part where a giant immigration officer mascot helped me vote for my favourite immigration officer at the airport (true story) and the part where a real life storm trooper sold me a plane ticket (also true story) and go right to the part where I almost cried a bit when I finally made it back to my beloved home (very true)!! Boy I love my HQ and I guess I'm still far from being done with this part of the world!! Walking back in the hood, getting my coffee from Rosie and Lumpy's, running into doctor Buddy Wang, grabbing a duck blood soup with Jimmy Wong Way, getting one of my favourite Tuna buns from Johnny Good Cakes and just getting to hang with the crew!! I'm getting old I think... I'm loving this whole sedentary thing more and more! 33 after all...

But yeah! Back home till I leave again at the end of the month for the Yoo Ess of the Ay!


In other news...

I believe it's that time of year again... The time of year when the chocolate and sweets making industry lobby groups have a giant hard-on... Yep... That's the word I'm going for this year! And if you be one of those who like to ride that (yes... Ride that chocolate and sweets making industry lobby groups' hard-on)... Well I hope you're all having a good one!!! Regardless of this capitalist mastermind holiday masterpiece, candy rocks! And the day when North American kids (and other kids from cultures in need of more holidays) get full bags of it for free just for dressing up is pretty cool! Eventually you get to that age where Halloween night is all about hanging out with the slutty version of your childhood idols but I'll leave that for another more illustrated post! Am I forgetting anything... ? Oh yeah... All that grim and sombre death and doom darkness stuff!!


Queenie Von Bloodthirsty!




Have an awesome Halloween to all of you out there and try not to get diabetes!!

More Ploggables in the days to come!!! Hurra!

Friday, October 26, 2012

T-1



The clock is ticking... It's T-1!

Operation Road Runner's success is still to be determined! For you see, this oh so mysterious operation didn't necessarily have to happen in Australia but rather more importantly out of Hong Kong and it's entire success depends on a full loop, a safe return!! I will be more than happy to explain all of these operational operations and all of the last year's worth of secretive secrets as soon as I can but until I can... It'll be evasive and vague rhetoric from me, I'm afraid! Hang on and bear with me just a bit longer while I glide my way back through the dark and silent South China sea skies tonight! 10 Hours = 5 movies... I hope they have a new selection since my ride into Australia!!

Even though the entire trip was pretty much all last minute arrangements and day to day runnings, I couldn't be happier to have decided to come down to Australia for this last month and have already promised all around a sure and prompt return in the very near future!! So for all of you down under who would have loved more tattooing, more visiting, more Guinness time... Keep your eyes open for me soon soon again, cuz if you see someone who looks like me in the streets of Melbourne, Sydney or Brisbane in the months to come... It's probably me!!



Take care out there and wish me luck for this midnight run!

Updates as soon as I'm back home!







T-1

The Melbourne Clock Bird

Laying them out... One by one!

Melbourne's been good to me! Melbourne's always been good to me! Unfortunately, time has not been on my side during this whole trip and I've had to cancel too many things and run from one place to the next too often! It does seem however, like I will be back down on this part of the southern hemisphere more often now!! Yep! But until I make it back... Here's some of the last sweet doings I could have been caught doing during the last few days!!

The Melbourne Clock Bird with sad but not tragically sad, young lady! I also call it my "PECKEL" piece! Here's what yesterday's Voodoo doings looked like!!

Red & Black...



5 hours later...



Finally a real "one shot"!!


On the road out back home tomorrow night but I will find time to post again before I fly fly fly away!!!

Got to run already but stay safe out there!!!

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

The Transit Hand

Busy busy...

Here's a quick shot of the day's doings!! The city that screams just got a hand... A hand with a train in it!! Yep!
Got to run already but will be back asap with more wonderful Ploggable news in the days to come!!









Also: For those concerned...

I can be found hurting the locals for the next few days in the wonderful company of the Voodoo crew!!

VOODOO INK.
27 Carlisle strret
St-Kilda.



Stay awesome!!

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Behind the wall... Deep in the drain!



Dictators tend to forget that no despot can stand and defy the force of the oppressed mass. No matter the time they manage to stay on top, no matter the means they use to repress, at the end of the day, the man on top is just that. Another man. As fragile as any other.

Congratulations to the people of the new re-liberated Libya, who against all odds grabbed their own fate by the horns and took back their lives after 42 years of oppression. A wonderful example and life lesson for all of us around the world who are too afraid of looking directly into the MAN's eyes!

All my hopes and wishes now go to a successful and peaceful transition, a new Libya that will be better than the old where less blood will need to be spilt.






In other news....

Thanks so much to all of you for some awesome birthday wishes e-mails and comments!!! You guys all pretty much Rock!!

More updates of "Road Runner" in the next few days and even some more of that tattoo thing I sometimes do!! Take it light and stay street!!

Friday, October 19, 2012

!! 33 !!




HPP BRTHD T M...
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HPP BRTHD T M... !!


= 33 !













::: EDIT :::

For all of you out there who are looking for something to bribe me with for a tat-session or just looking to secure my friendship by material means ... Getting me one of the below items from the below wish list will definitely get you a few bonus points!!

Birthday gift wish list:

1) A small flat with a view in Makoko, lagos!

2) An M4, zombie repellent carbine from Zero!

3) An Oreo cheesecake making machine!

4) A private submarine!!

5) a Guinness night out with the Obamas!




Thanks you guys rock!

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Riding the wave



Operation "Road Runner" update >>>>>


After a few days of staring at the waves crash on these pristine white sandy beaches in this very pretty yet pretty remote part of the world (yes remote!! There are more people living in my building back home in Hong Kong than in this whole town), I'm back on the road again! Direction, the South! Time has, once again, not been my best of friends and has passed me by a bit too quickly making me rush back down to Melbourne and sadly, once again, go right through Sydney without being able to stop! I won't give up though! I will one fine day get to go and see this town but sadly not this year!

This time I'm hopping a few trains all the way back down to the southern coast! 22 hours all together if all the trains are on time! It's a bit of a long trip but the best way to see the countryside short of just walking down!



I'm out tonight at the crack of dusk and will report back here as soon as I make it to Melbourne sometime between Wednesday night and Thursday morning!

Stay street!